Thursday, May 26, 2011
Cruella de Vil
Piglet: Mom we got to choose our moms in Heaven.
Me: Why did you choose me? You could have gotten a rich mom, or a nice mom, or a cute and funny mom.
Piglet: You are nice......sometimes. And you are cute and funny. And I don't know any rich moms.
Me: You could have had another dad too.
Piglet: Other dads creep me out.
Me: So why do you think you chose me? What were you thinking when you saw me?
Piglet: You looked like you needed a lesson and I thought, "I can teach her a lesson."
Me: Oh ya, what are you going to teach me?
Piglet: To be nice......or Spanish. Wait what does cruel mean?
Me: To be mean.
Piglet: Ya, I'm gonna teach you not to be cruel.
I guess she feels like not getting her way 100% of the time is cruel on my part. Even I haven't learned that lesson yet. Lesson # 12: You Don't Always Get What You Want......And How To Move On Gracefully.