Wednesday, June 30, 2010
What makes me feel a wee bit better is the fact that she was totally into eye wear as a fashion statement. She had a wild time trying on pair after pair of pink and purple glasses.
The doctor explained that because we had no idea she was half blind in one eye, the other eye had to do all of the work in order for her to see anything. One eye was like a fat couch potato with a hairy back and long thick toe nails. He didn't do anything but sit in a dirty recliner with crusty dishes and beer bottles surrounding him, watching soft core porn. That eye disgusts me. The other eye has sweet little biceps and triceps. Her hammies and quads are cut. Her abs have nary an ounce of fat. She is so perky and toned that she can get away with boy shorts and a hot pink sports bra. I'm pretty sure she has lush shiny dark brown hair. I love this eye. If Hairy Back doesn't get off the recliner and start pulling his weight, we might have to knock Perky Pink out with a roofie. In other words, Piglet's eye is lazy. If her glasses don't start to correct the problem, she may have to wear a patch. I will most likely buy her the heart one pictured above...*snicker*.
Piglet didn't care. She knew she looked just as good in glasses as without. She immediately came home to spread the good news to Superman. "Dad, guess what!!!!!!! I have a crazy eye!!!"